“All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.”

“There is nothing charming about a woman who cannot walk in her shoes.”

“A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. “I reckon,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “it’s because most nights I went to bed and slept, when I should have sat up and worried.”

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”

“Never too late to learn some embarrassingly basic, stupidly obvious things about oneself.”