“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”

“Some days are good; some days are not so good. Some days are really exciting. Some days are just tedious. You just have to get up and out of bed.”

“How do I look so young? Quite simple: a complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and lots and lots of make-up.”

“A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.”

“Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

“At my advanced age-I’m now an octogenarian-I’m constantly amazed by the number of people who want to take my picture.”