“Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.”

“I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”

“Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They’ll tell you.”

“It takes a village to raise a kid but it also takes a village to help someone age gracefully.”

“What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears…as easily as we open and shut our eyes.”

“I figure if I keep my spirit in shape, the bones will take care of themselves.”