“The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say.”

“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”

“A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.”

“Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

“At my advanced age-I’m now an octogenarian-I’m constantly amazed by the number of people who want to take my picture.”

“Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later will have to find time for illness.”