Humor

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.”

— Madeline L’Engle

“I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”

— David Sedaris

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”

— Michael Altshuler

“Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They’ll tell you.”

— George H.W. Bush

“Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.”

— Maira Kalman

“What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears…as easily as we open and shut our eyes.”

— George C. Lichtenberg

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