“I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror.”

‘Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.”

“If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?”

“You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.”

“Everything is compensated by something else. As your face slowly looks more ravaged, you lose your eyesight, so you don’t notice.”

“Spend the afternoon – you can’t take it with you.”