“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

“Youth and beauty are not accomplishments.”

“Here are some questions I am constantly noodling over: Do you splurge or do you hoard? Do you live every day as if it’s your last or do you save your money on the chance you’ll live twenty more years? Is life too short, or is it going to be…

“Never too late to learn some embarrassingly basic, stupidly obvious things about oneself.”

“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.”