“Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.”

“It’s better to be kind than to be right.”

“A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. “I reckon,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “it’s because most nights I went to bed and slept, when I should have sat up and worried.”

“There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.”

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover your high school class is running the country.”

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”