“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.”

“When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I am past the hard part and there is a snack in my future. That’s a good thing as far as I am concerned.”

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”

“I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.”

“I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crow’s feet.”