“I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.”

“I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. And my exercise? I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.”

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.”

“Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.”

“How do I look so young? Quite simple: a complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and lots and lots of make-up.”

“The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say.”