“It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there’s a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.”

“People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.”

“If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.”

“If you wait, all that happens is you get older.”

“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all of these problems in one delightful little cup.”

“Happiness is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters into a million pieces. Maybe the bravest of all are those who have the courage to reach for it again.”